If I were a turkey and was about to be eaten I would tell them that I have seen a better and bigger turkey than me. I would tell them that I'm not worth eating when there is a much more juicer turkey out there. If they don't fall for that then I'll go the sad face and tell them how would they feel if humans had a holiday where everyone ate you for that occasion.

November 3, 1993

Major Events in 1993-
Waco siege in Texas
First World Trade Center bombing. Terrorist detonate bomb in underground car park.
Peace treaty signed by between Israel and PLO.
Eritrea independent from Ethopia.
Mosaic, web browser software introduced.
Intel introduces the Pentium microprocessor.
The United States Holocaust Museum opens.
North American Free Trade Agreement (NAFTA) is signed into law by US President Bill Clinton.

Famous Birthdays On November 3
1934-John Barry (composer) James bond theme
1948-Lulu (singer)
1993-MINE!

November 3 is also
Independence Day (Panama)
Independence Day (Dominica)
Independence Day (Federated States of Micronesia)
Culture day (Japan)
Feast of Saint Hubert (Catholicism) patron Saint of Hunters

Sneezeing 24/7

If I was the little girl I would sleep most of the time to try not to sneeze. I would probably move to a whole new place and get new clothes because maybe its something about the surroundings that's making her sneeze. Finally if nothing worked I would go to every doctor in the world.

The Media Today!

In my opinion the media has gone way too far. Back in the day media was used for information, entertainment, and alerts, but mainly for information. People would listen really close to the very few radios they had. They paid close attention to know what's going on around them. Now its mainly used for entertainment, gossip, music, etc. It's everywhere TV, radios, Internet, magazines, newspapers, and more. Also the media is bias, it only tells you what they want you to hear.

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An epitaph is a phrase or statement written in memory of a person who has died, and it's a noun.
"Here lies my wife. Here let her lie. Now she has peace. And so do I. She caught a chill while picking peas in the rain and died."
Here lies three careless teenagers. They went out on a drive at night. And didn't know how to turn on the lights.

The Ultimate Sandwich

If I could create my own sandwich with anything in it, it would be a sandwich with all my favorite ingredients. My ham would be turkey for sure! My bread would have to be white bread with mayo spread on it. With some tomatoes, lettuce, pickles, and extra banana peppers! You can't forget the Cheetos in the sandwich too, extra cheesy. That is the Ultimate Sandwich.